WHAT TYPE OF PMS ARE YOU?

Summary of PMS Types

Lois Pain	19%

Attila The Hungry	14%

Scary Poppins	8%

Weeping Beauty	14%

Lizzie Warden	16%

Multiple PMS Traits	30%

Total	100%

Have you ever found yourself wondering, "Who said that?" after
a surprisingly familiar voice (your own!) barked ultimatums at a
loved one or bit the head off the cable repair guy? Did you ever
freak out over burnt toast? Wolf down a double cheeseburger
and then remember you're a vegetarian?

Blubbering over a snagged stocking may be a telltale sign you
have PMS, but do you know what type of PMS has sidetracked
your sanity? Take the following quiz to find out if you're
masquerading monthly as Attila the Hungry, Scary Poppins,
Weeping Beauty or another premenstrual character.

1. During that time of month, what sets you off?: *

a. people referring to it as "that time of month"

b. the "damn dryer" shrinking all your clothes

c. Victoria's Secret catalogs

d. the male species

e. daylight

2. Your worst symptoms include: *

a. retaining more water than the Hoover Dam

b. chugging maple syrup

c. sprouting pimples like a 14-year-old boy

d. replacing family photos with the ones that came with the frames

e. insisting people address you as "Empress"

3. You find comfort in: *

a. sleeping from Friday evening to Monday morning

b. anything mashed, smothered or dipped in chocolate

c. blasting Pearl Jam and smashing furniture

d. flipping the bird instead of saying "hello"

e. disseminating creepy urban legends

4. On your most difficult days, you wish your man would: *

5. Right before your period, your sex drive is: *

6. While PMSing, which wisecrack would you most likely use?: *

a. Nice cologne. Have you been marinating in it?

b. Well, this day was a waste of clean sweats!

c. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

d. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

e. SSSShhhhh. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

7. When PMS passes, you…: *

a. remember nothing

b. pretend to remember nothing

c. spend the next two weeks apologizing

d. change your phone number

e. brush your hair

8. Your most memorable PMS episode was when you: *

a. made the pizza delivery man cry

b. named your twin girls Ben and Jerry

c. quit your job—twice in the same day

d. changed your religion

e. told your husband he wasn't the biological father of your kids

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